That guy owns an unsavory character. He is chemically challenged and skeletally prominent. Although he is differently-brained, he has an unpaid sex slave who serves as a domestic engineer. Though she is quite aesthetically challenged, she is abundantly verbal.
In the recent geological correction, that guy was vehicularly compressed due to the chaos. He is then metabolically challenged. Now, his unpaid sex slave is monetarily challenged and worse still, she is parasitically oppressed! She has to move out of her current place and is now an outdoor urban dwellers. Just recently, she became a client of the correctional system as she was arrested for being a cost-of-living adjustment specialist.
If you can understand 70% of the passage above, then you are qualified to be in the politics.
Recently, I found that there's this thing called "politically correct terms" - PC Terms. It's emphasized in the more advanced country like the US and the political leaders are expected to use these terms in order not to offend anybody. Sigh, being in the politics is getting tougher nowadays huh? Not only they have to catch up with the technology trends like Facebook and Twitter, they have to selectively choose their words and speak these kind of... special terms. And it is said that words like "retarded" will soon be abolished. Haha.. Perhaps using more PC Terms will make one even more retarded. Lol...
So, what is the passage about? I know it's quite lame, I just simply wrote it. Hope you get the point. =)
In the not-so-retarded terms, it says:
That guy is a criminal. He is a drug addict and is skinny. Although he is stupid, he has a wife who serves as a housewife. Though she is quite ugly, she is talkative.
In the recent earthquake, that guy met with an accident (road kill) due to the chaos. He is then dead. Now, his wife is poor and worse still, she is pregnant! She has to move out of her current place and is now homeless. Just recently, she became a prisoner as she was arrested for being a shoplifter.
Lol?
For the list of PC Terms, you can visit here. There are other sites too if you google it up. Have a good laugh. =)
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